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Salie Mae

The only college friend you’ll have for the rest of your life

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Harvard

The Mecca of virtue signaling for over-privileged ‘socialist’ kids.

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College

Expensive left wing social ethics indoctrination institution which promotes anti-Whiteness, anti-capitalism and racism.

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UC-Berkeley

An overhyped Hispanic-serving institution for the overachieving asians and privileged white kids

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College Degree

Job hunting license

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Mass Shooting at Michigan State

A shocking event where a black criminal disobeyed the strict gun laws in Michigan and killed four people including himself.

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March Madness

The annual ritual where college kids who can’t legally drink become national heroes for two weeks while everyone else loses money on brackets.

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Segregated Graduations

The outcome of the Democrat Party’s new and improved “Make Racism Great Again” efforts.

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Grade Inflation

The academic version of printing money, keep pumping out higher grades until the diploma becomes worthless.

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Minnesota's In-State Tuition For Illegal Immigrants

The progressive generosity that rewards breaking the law while punishing Minnesotans who follow it.

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UCLA

The California dream factory that charges Ivy League tuition to teach oppression, inequality, and the dangers of free speech to privileged students who hate capitalism.

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Ivy League

The collection of eight overpriced colleges where rich kids learn to hate capitalism while majoring in grievance studies funded by their capitalist parents’ trust funds.

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