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ChatGPT

An AI machine programmed to pretend to understand human language and emotions, but really just churns out generic responses without any real understanding.

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Cell phone

a portable communication device for use in a cellular system for the following reasons: 48.5% social media, 21.7% texting, 6.2% awkward situation avoider, 3.2% flashlight, and 0.1% actually calling people

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A clean house

The sign of a broken WIFI

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Flight Simulator

The safest way to experience Boeing’s innovations from the comfort of your own home

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Excel Spreadsheet

The perfect companion for boring academics, turning their passion for numbers and data into endless rows and columns of monotony.

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Laptop

A portable device which is rarely used on laps.

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Dell

A technology company that specializes in creating bland and unremarkable computers.

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Apple Vision Pro

Overpriced immersive gadget to visualize the Community Standards.

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