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Bed Bath & Beyond

Overpriced dollar store which carries woke company merchandise only.

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Mattress

A furniture you must buy at Memorial Day

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Television

A commercial delivery system

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Washing Machine

A device designed to eat socks

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Keychain

A device to be able to lose all your keys at once

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LG Washer

Over-designed Korean washing machine with unlimited bells & whistles that never leaks unless you wash a load with more than two towels.

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