kids – Salty Dictionary

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School

a place where parents pay and children play

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Halloween

The only time kids are encouraged to take candy from strangers

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Kidults

Feminized man-babies who are trapped in a mentally pre-pubescent, emasculated mindset, also see Beta Male

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Gifted Children

Unfortunate kids who couldn’t hide their talents from overly ambitious parents

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Disney World

A woke entertainment facility where you spend 90% of your time waiting in lines, and the rest 10% paying five times the normal price for a mediocre hotdog and soda.

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Tata

A legendary figure known for his storytelling, endless wisdom, and the ability to fix anything with duct tape.

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Boy

A noise with dirt on it

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Mr. Potato Head

Woke cult’s perfect gender neutral toy.

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