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Illusion

A coping mechanism which is more gratifying than reality

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Vacation

Break you definitely need if you look like your passport photo

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Time

The arbitrary division of eternity

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Dictionary

The only place where success comes before work

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Saturday

Foreplay for Sunday

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Life

A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate

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Morning

The time when the bed has more gravity

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Oxymoron

The opposite of the opposite

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Life Insurance

a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that your survivors can be rich after you die

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Sunday

The shortest day of the week

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Birthday

A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year

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