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YouTube

Totalitarian Thought Control Enforcer

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Bill Gates

Official sales rep for big pharma

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iPhone 11

Reasonably priced iPhone 10

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Android

Modern day smoke signal communication method

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Wikipedia

Fascism propaganda center disguised as a pseudo encyclopedia.

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Tik Tok

A Chinese spyware disguised as a social media app

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Playstation

Men’s best friend since 1994

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Artificial intelligence

Something which is no match for natural stupidity

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Siri

Steven Hawkins’ wife

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Zoom

The Winner of the Coronavırus pandemic

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Snapchat

Another useless woke social media company whose business model relies on 12 yr olds with credit card.

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Digital Authoritarianism

A form of governing system which involves the use of information technology to surveil, repress, and manipulate the populace, endangering human rights and civil liberties, and co-opting and corrupting the foundational principles of democratic and open societies, “including freedom of […]

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