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Ambulance

A hospital emergency department’s bus.

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Airplane

A flying passanger vehicle which can only operate if you put your tray tables away and return your seats to the upright position.

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Flight Cancellations

US Domestic flight disruptions during Christmas holiday due to staff firings because of the vaccine mandates.

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Bus Driver

A person who gets paid to tell people where to get off

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Norfolk Southern

A freight railroad company whose first priority is not safety.

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Air Travel

A choice of transportation which includes flight cancellations, poorly maintained airplanes, long lines, frisking TSA gestapos, incompetent gate agents, flaming nazi flight attendants, dirty face diapers, and drunk passengers.

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Rock

An object which is slightly more comfortable to sleep on than a plane seat

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Shipment

Something you transport by car (see also cargo)

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Atlanta International Airport

African Population Express – APE

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