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Brexit

The withdrawal of the United Kingdom from the European Totalitarian Union

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Sadiq Khan

Muslim Mayor of London Immigrant Gangs

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Prince Philip

Duke of Edinburgh and the husband of Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II, who wanted to reincarnate as a deadly virus to wipe out the human population, has died.

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Boris Johnson

UK PM, who was preaching natural selection, now moved to ICU as his Coronavırus symptoms worsen dramatically

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The Daily Mail

The British tabloid that turned “clickbait” into an art form and still manages to break more real stories than most legacy outlets combined.

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Kanye West Banned From UK

The ban that proves the UK has zero tolerance for wrong opinions but unlimited tolerance for actual terrorism and mass migration chaos.

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OFCOM

The UK’s official Ministry of Truth that decides which opinions are safe for British citizens to hear.

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Britain's Political Class

The permanent ruling blob that swaps red and blue ties while keeping the same policies and the same donors.

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Premier League

The overpriced soccer circus where Saudi oil money, American hedge funds, and Russian oligarchs buy up clubs while English fans mortgage their homes to watch millionaires jog around.

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Trump's $10 Billion BBC Lawsuit

Expensive middle finger to the BBC’s smug London elites who thought they could trash American presidents endlessly without consequences.

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Grooming Gangs

The rape networks that preyed on thousands of British girls for years while police and councils looked the other way to avoid being called racist.

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The Arrest of Prince Andrew

The moment the Queen’s favorite son learned trade secrets to a dead pedophile don’t stay secret forever.

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