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Pizza Delivery Boy

One who goes to strange people’s houses and takes their money

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Resting

The state of blissful productivity that only exists in the realms of imagination.

180 Points
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Broccoli

The vegetable that looks like a tree and tastes like punishment.

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Republican Party

Fake Uniparty opposition for Uniparty Democrats.

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Anarcho-Tyranny

A concept where the state is more interested in punishing citizens so that they don’t oppose ruling class, rather than tending to real criminals.

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Henry Kissinger

Former Secretary of State and infamous butcher of the Middle East who passed away at 100.

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Earth

A terrible planet with one star rating.

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Smartass

An identity that requires you to be smart first unless you want to be called an ass.

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Consumer Price Index (CPI)

Government controlled price index which is used as a political tool to measure the inflation by calculating the price of everything except food and energy.

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Sixty

The new forty, unless you’re a bottle of wine.

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Garlic

The aromatic breath freshener that repels both vampires and first dates.

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Joke

The shortest distance between a frown and a chuckle.

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Obesity

Next to smoking, the main cause of premature death in the United States

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Lululemon

$41B sportswear company promoting woke classes on “resist capitalism” while selling $180 yoga pants.

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Siebel Newsom

California governor Gavin Newsom’s wife who uses taxpayer dollars to show movies that she directed in middle schools promoting ‘gender justice’ ideology, including political activism, rape and porn, through her non-profit The Representation Project and her for-profit company The Girls […]

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K.

OK but with anger.

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