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Nancy Pelosi

One of the biggest frauds in the history of American Politics

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Donald Trump

The billionaire Hotellord who got cheated out of 2020 elections.

801 Points
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Gazprom

The energy supplier the EU pretends to have divorced while still sneaking in for weekend visits through third-party terminals.

252 Points
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ChatGPT

An AI machine programmed to pretend to understand human language and emotions, but really just churns out generic responses without any real understanding.

240 Points
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AI Apocalypse Fears

Manufactured end-times hysteria designed to hand globalists the kill switch over American tech.

307 Points
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The Most Violent Cities In The World

Statistical proof that Americas are the most dangerous continent in the world.

243 Points
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Antifa

The original paramilitary wing of the Democratic Party, established in 2007 to intimidate political opponents and enforce party policy through street violence.

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Canada’s EU Associate Membership

The geopolitical equivalent of divorcing your rich spouse to marry a broke, bossy relative who still owes you money.

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Detroit

A Midwestern war zone where old cars are burnt for fun.

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Blackrock

The self-proclaimed masters of the universe who excel at manipulating stocks, buying politicians, and turning global conflicts into profitable ventures.

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Rules of Thumb

A collection of observations by people who bother to look at how things work and at how they get things done.

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Starlink

The satellite internet that brings high-speed Wi-Fi to remote cabins while quietly turning every backyard into a surveillance node.

146 Points
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Twitter

Trojan horse for the national security state disguised as a social media platform.

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Exercise

Physical activity can do wonders for the body.

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Fed Rate-Hike

The Fed’s latest attempt to cure a war-driven energy problem by making mortgages more expensive

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Bloomberg

The billionaire’s vanity press that treats Davos as Mecca and any skepticism of open borders, net zero, or endless migration as dangerous populism.

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Holdout Clancy Juror

The one guy in the room who still thought strangling three kids might actually be a crime.

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Streisand Effect

A social phenomenon that occurs when an attempt to hide, remove, or censor information has the unintended consequence of further publicizing that information, often via the Internet. It was named after Barbara Streisand’s 2003 attempt to suppress a photo of […]

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G20

The world’s most expensive reminder that power has shifted and the old script no longer works.

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Richest Countries in the World List

A list no South American or African countries make it. (Source: Visual Capitalist)

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Coca Cola

Overpriced carbonated sugary water drink company, originally invented as a patent medicine.

221 Points
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Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF)

The federal agency that regulates guns by losing them to Mexican cartels and then acts shocked when those guns are used in crimes.

268 Points
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Deregulation

The radical idea of letting adults run their own businesses without a government permission slip for every decision.

290 Points
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Joker

American DC Comics movie directed and produced by Todd Phillips. The film, based on Batman, stars Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker.

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Kennedy Center

The crumbling landmark Democrats are willing to let rot rather than allow Trump to fix it.

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Atlanta International Airport

African Population Express – APE

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Socialism

A system that makes everybody equally poor

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Route 66

America’s original content-creation corridor, decades before influencers existed.

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European Space Agency

The bureaucratic space club that turns exploration into a 27-nation committee meeting with excellent wine and glacial progress.

257 Points
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Amazon Reviews

Bulk-bought five-star fan fiction written by bots, strangers, and desperate sellers for the low price of your skepticism.

196 Points
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AT&T

An incompetent American phone company that owns CNN and promotes domestic terrorism via BLM sponsorship.

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Best Netflix Series

An updated list of best binge-watch worthy series on netflix among the Salty nation.

306 Points
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Trump-Greenland Deal

The art of the deal where you threaten to buy the island and settle for permanent military parking rights.

282 Points
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Juneteenth

An identity-politics based racist competition to the American Independence Day.

308 Points
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Freedom

The enemy of the totalitarian left.

295 Points
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CIA Chief's Surprise Moscow Visit

The diplomatic equivalent of showing up at your rival’s house uninvited, delivering a warning, and leaving before the neighbors can fully process the footage.

268 Points
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Diesel Export Ban

The policy that makes Democrats furious because cheaper diesel might actually help normal people.

277 Points
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Communism

The Goal of Socialism

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Sophie Cunningham

The Indiana Fever guard who discovered that stating “protect young girls from biological males in sports” is treated as a hate crime in progressive basketball circles.

261 Points
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Lululemon

$41B sportswear company promoting woke classes on “resist capitalism” while selling $180 yoga pants.

642 Points
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FBI

The Federal Bodyguard Unit of the Ruling Elite.

374 Points
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US Presidential Elections 2020

The 59th quadrennial ‘democratic’ process in which people’s choices were ignored and votes were counted until Democrats won.

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California

The dirty, filthy, overtaxed, crime-ridden, bureaucratic one-party sanctuary state that was once one of the most beautiful and prosperous places on the planet—until the Democrats took over.

365 Points
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Canada

Home of the defenseless

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Costco

A disorganized, warehouse looking discount store you have to pay to get in

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Iran

Middle East Terrorism Center

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Synonym

A word used in place of the one you can’t spell

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Rule-Based Order

The post-Cold War illusion that the West could write the global rulebook forever and everyone else would just read it and obey.

270 Points
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Android

Modern day smoke signal communication method

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Rules for Radicals

A definite guidebook by Saul Alinsky , published in 1971, for the left about how to create anarchy & chaos and tear down the fabric of societies by causing social instability through subversive and divisive rhetoric.

735 Points
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