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Federal Court Rejecting MAHA Changes to Childhood Vaccine Schedule

The confirmation that “follow the science” only counts when the science is funded by Pfizer and enforced by judges.

314 Points
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Oscars 2026

The virtue-signaling award ceremony where Best Picture went to a film glorifying Antifa terrorism in the wake of numerous attacks by far-left activists and a $100 million loss.

326 Points
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Joe Biden

Fraudulently Installed 46th President of the United States

535 Points
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Nancy Pelosi

One of the biggest frauds in the history of American Politics

293 Points
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War

America’s most effective geography teacher.

246 Points
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Trumpism

The political heresy that says America should come first, borders should mean something, and global elites should occasionally lose.

236 Points
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Universal Basic Income

The policy that turns productive citizens into dependents while printing money to pay for the privilege.

174 Points
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Diabetes

The lifestyle tax that turns sugar into poison and insulin into a monthly subscription.

302 Points
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High Bacteria Levels At Los Angeles Beaches

The Democrat utopia where beaches are “inclusive” enough for bacteria to thrive.

225 Points
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Operation Epic Fury

The military campaign designed to prove that chaos can always get worse and more profitable.

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Iran Tanker Attacks

The Middle Eastern version of a peaceful protest by burning down your own neighborhood and blaming the West.

289 Points
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Democrat Party

The party of Treason, Corruption, and Incompetence

779 Points
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COVID Vaccine

Experimental medical substance for the artificially created virus where the populace is being used for the human trials.

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Trump's State of the Union Address

The annual reminder that presidents can still speak in complete sentences without a teleprompter or a handler whispering in their ear.

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Populism

The political sin of listening to ordinary people instead of the experts who know better.

174 Points
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Gerrymandering

The legal cheat code that lets politicians pick their voters instead of voters picking politicians.

289 Points
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Obama-Appointed Judge

The bench warmer who rules “unconstitutional” whenever a Republican tries to enforce existing laws.

226 Points
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Rules of Thumb

A collection of observations by people who bother to look at how things work and at how they get things done.

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U.S. Submarine Sinking Iranian Warship

The naval Darwin award where Iran’s “unsinkable” navy discovered submarines exist and torpedoes work.

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ActBlue

The Democrat money-laundering super PAC disguised as a “grassroots donation platform.

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Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws

Collection of sarcastic proverbs. The collection started in 1974, when Conrad Schneiker first typed in Murphy’s Laws to explore the workings of a new computer at the University of Arizona Computing Center. He added a couple of pages of other […]

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Scientific American

The magazine that went from explaining science to preaching ideology while calling it “science communication.”

247 Points
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Coronavirus Outbreak

Made in China virus, which has infected hundreds since the outbreak began in Wuhan, China, in December.

360 Points
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Hammurabi

The king who wrote the world’s first legal code and accidentally invented the concept of “rules for thee but not for me.”

195 Points
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Wall Street Journal

The establishment whisperer that scolds populism on the editorial page and begs for corporate subsidies on the business page.

268 Points
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Kharg Island

The Persian piggy bank that funds proxy wars abroad while domestic poverty stays safely onshore.

242 Points
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Ideology

The fancy word for “I stopped thinking and started repeating slogans.”

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Blue States Refusing To Provide Voter Rolls

The progressive firewall that keeps dead people, duplicates, and non-citizens safely registered while blocking any audit that might expose the padding.

212 Points
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CEO

The executive who takes credit for the company’s success and blames “market conditions” for the failures.

228 Points
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Palantir

The CIA-funded startup that turned Orwell’s nightmare into enterprise software and called it “Gotham” without irony.

255 Points
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National Security

The blank check the government writes to itself whenever it wants to ignore the Constitution or the budget.

203 Points
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Gender-Transition Treatment For Minors

The activist-driven trend that turns pediatric care into a political battlefield and kids into mass shooters .

210 Points
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Dubai

The Arabian escort Disneyland where money buys anything except manners, humility, or genuine culture.

280 Points
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Kathy Hochul

The accidental New York governor who inherited Cuomo’s scandals and decided to add her own flavor of incompetence and mandates.

240 Points
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Shadow LNG Tankers

The floating shell companies that disguise sanctioned gas as “global supply” so Europe can keep the lights on without admitting it.

214 Points
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Asymmetric Warfare

The low-budget masterclass that turns billion-dollar aircraft carriers into floating targets for speedboats and RPGs.

268 Points
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Chrome

The surveillance tool disguised as a web browser that tracks your every move while pretending it’s just “making the web faster.”

248 Points
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Jack Smith

The partisan hitman dressed as a neutral investigator whose every move screamed “election interference.”

194 Points
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Medicaid Ban On Transgender Surgeries For Adults

The common-sense rule that stops low-income adults from using welfare dollars to fund cosmetic genital reconstruction.

267 Points
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Hormone Patch

The menopause Band-Aid that covers the symptoms with a fresh layer of side effects.

197 Points
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Google AI

The search engine overlord that now tells you what to think instead of what to search for.

203 Points
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Gazprom

The energy supplier the EU pretends to have divorced while still sneaking in for weekend visits through third-party terminals.

252 Points
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Nuclear Reactor

The high-tech steam engine that turns uranium into electricity while the public turns it into a doomsday movie plot.

137 Points
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National Guard

The part-time military that gets called up every time Democrats create a crisis they can’t handle with regular government incompetence.

258 Points
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Robert De Niro

The angry Hollywood royalty who lectures America on morality from his private-jet lifestyle.

225 Points
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American Standard

The plumbing company that still slaps “American” on the box while quietly producing most of its fixtures overseas with lower standards.

292 Points
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764

The decentralized online sadist network that grooms kids into self-harm cults while hiding behind Discord servers and encrypted chats.

303 Points
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Geography

The science of location that proves proximity to water still beats proximity to ideology every time.

300 Points
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Woke Movie Industry Imploding

The self-inflicted wound where forcing politics into every frame turned profitable franchises into money-losing propaganda.

223 Points
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March Madness

The annual ritual where college kids who can’t legally drink become national heroes for two weeks while everyone else loses money on brackets.

248 Points
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