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Rules of Thumb

A collection of observations by people who bother to look at how things work and at how they get things done.

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Joe Biden

Fraudulently Installed 46th President of the United States

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COVID Vaccine

Experimental medical substance for the artificially created virus where the populace is being used for the human trials.

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Nancy Pelosi

One of the biggest frauds in the history of American Politics

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Democrat Party

The party of Treason, Corruption, and Incompetence

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Coronavirus Outbreak

Made in China virus, which has infected hundreds since the outbreak began in Wuhan, China, in December.

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Stereotypes

Mental shortcuts that may save your life.

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Maduro’s Capture by U.S. Forces

The fastest regime change since someone flipped the breaker in Caracas.

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Emasculated Europe

A continent that surrendered its balls to Brussels bureaucrats and its spine to Middle Eastern migrants.

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Antifa

American terrorist organization

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Mark Carney

Canadian technocrat who thinks the best way to fight global warming is to give unelected bankers more control over your money.

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Greenland-To-Patagonia Defense Axis

The geopolitical fantasy where the U.S. turns the Americas into one giant gated community with Greenland as the front porch and Patagonia as the panic room.

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Oscar Awards

The self-congratulatory woke parade where stars virtue-signal about inclusion while the ratings plummet into irrelevance.

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Nicolás Maduro

Venezuelan dictator who had none of Chávez’s talent but all of his authoritarian instincts.

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Gazprom

The energy supplier the EU pretends to have divorced while still sneaking in for weekend visits through third-party terminals.

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Donald Trump

The billionaire Hotellord who got cheated out of 2020 elections.

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Affordable Housing

The imaginary product governments promise while burying it alive under zoning laws, impact fees, and endless permitting delays.

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Black Privilege

The magical ability to break every law in the book and still be considered the eternal victim.

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Hollywood Celebrities

The virtue-signaling professionals who change their profile picture to the latest cause while their offshore accounts stay comfortably untouched.

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Ursula von der Leyen

Europe’s unelected authoritarian ruler.

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Rent Control

The perfect tool to destroy a city by turning vibrant neighborhoods into permanent slums while pretending it helps the poor.

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East Coast Winter Storm

The seasonal ritual where millions of people forget how to drive, then blame the government for not plowing their driveway.

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Cuba

Authoritarian paradise where the government loves you so much it never lets you leave.

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Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws

Collection of sarcastic proverbs. The collection started in 1974, when Conrad Schneiker first typed in Murphy’s Laws to explore the workings of a new computer at the University of Arizona Computing Center. He added a couple of pages of other […]

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Clintons Refusing To Testify About Jeffrey Epstein

The elite-tier rule that rules about testifying under oath apply only to Republicans, unimportant people, and anyone who isn’t on the right cocktail-party circuit.

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Grammy Awards

The music industry’s virtue-signaling pageant where diversity wins every category except “actual talent.”

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US Foreclosures Up 14%

The exciting economic indicator that says more Americans are realizing their dream home was actually a 30-year financial prison.

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USAID

The U.S. government’s favorite money-laundering service disguised as “foreign aid” to countries that hate us but love our checks.

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Ozempic

The subscription service disguised as medicine: lose weight, gain side effects, renew for life.

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Tina Peters

Colorado election officer imprisoned for pointing out 2020 Presidential Election irregularities the regime preferred to keep quiet.

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FBI Raid on Fulton County Election Office

The moment the feds show up to “secure” ballots after the 2020 irregularities everyone was told to stop talking about.

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US Presidential Elections 2020

The 59th quadrennial ‘democratic’ process in which people’s choices were ignored and votes were counted until Democrats won.

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Insurrectionist Federal Judges

The unelected black-robed tyrants who block presidential policies they dislike, slap nationwide injunctions on executive orders, rewrite laws to fit their ideology, and call it “judicial review” while pretending they’re not running a judicial dictatorship.

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Anti-Fascist

A person who attacks anyone who disagrees that the ideal state requires a one-party rule, enforcing identity politics, weaponizing the legal system, conducting show trials, indoctrinating youth, implementing censorship and surveillance, and imposing strict price controls.

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Lysenkoism

The philosophy that says if reality doesn’t fit the ideology, then reality is the one that needs to change.

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Academic Fraud

The noble art of turning fabrications into publications that will never be read, cited, or replicated.

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More Than A Game

The ACLU’s heartwarming ad campaign that proves sports are about politics, Lysenkoism, and crushing girls’ dreams in the name of progress.

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Supply Chain

The invisible hand of capitalism that occasionally gives you the middle finger when a single chip factory in Arizona floods.

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STEM

The abbreviation of “Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics,” is a broad term used to group together these academic disciplines, which is declared by the Party of Science sponsored Woke Mob as a racist White male patriarchal construct that should be […]

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Alex Pretti

Antifa’s tragic poster child who attacked armed federal agents and learned the hard way that real life isn’t a video game with respawns.

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World Economic Forum in Davos

The Swiss luxury camp where the world’s most powerful people agree that the real problem is ordinary people having too much freedom.

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ICE Protestors

Domestic agitators who systematically obstruct federal law enforcement from removing illegal, violent aliens, effectively operating as a tactical wing for foreign criminal interests.

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Alberta Prosperity Project

The Alberta freedom movement that wants to keep the oil, keep the money, and kick the Carney-style globalist dictatorship straight back to Davos where it belongs.

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Routine Childhood Vaccination

The government mandate that turns healthy kids into lifelong pharma customers.

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Sanctuary City

The progressive experiment that shelters drug cartels, gang members, and violent felons while citizens get longer emergency response times, crumbling infrastructure, and skyrocketing taxes.

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Anthony Fauci

The “scientific expert” face of the totalitarian left.

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Black Fatigue

The quiet exhaustion white people feel after years of being told every problem in black communities is caused by “systemic racism” while watching the same patterns repeat: crime stats ignored, excuses endless, entitlement eternal.

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Woke Starfleet Academy

The woke reboot that proves even 1,000 years in the future, Hollywood still can’t imagine a galaxy without fat lesbians, autistic sidekicks, and white girl-bosses lecturing about feelings.

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Delcy Rodríguez

Maduro’s loyal handpicked successor, who quickly grabbed the presidential reins after her narco-terrorist boss got zip-tied by the Americans.

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Hippocratic Oath

The oath doctors take before they’re instructed to prioritize compliance over consent and ideology over science.

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